monkey steals peach

A ninja technique. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to deflect any defense the opponent may offer. The left arm is used to block any attacks, protecting the face as you slide foward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him. Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm with fingers bent at first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediatly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.

Solomon, I've heard enough from you...you must now suffer, Monkey Steals Peach!!!

monkey steals peach by AnGdyDrew March 31, 2005

Monkey Steals the Peach 

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

Monkey Steals the Peach by &owned November 24, 2004

Monkey steals the peach 

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"

1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC

Monkey steals the peach by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009