monkey punt 

when the guy gets a blowjob from a girl hanging upside down and then when hes about to come pulls out and comes on her face only to kick her in the chest so she goes flying in the air.

Bob gave melissa a monkey punt when she cheated on him.

monkey punt by nutterbob November 4, 2007

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

MonkeyPunched 

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

monkeypunch 

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

monkeypunch by swingin sam January 19, 2004

monkeycunt 

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

monkeycunt by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

MonkeyPants 

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

MonkeyPants by Your new boss July 22, 2004

Monkeypunching 

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"

The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.

Monkeypunching by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024