After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.
Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.
Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.
Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.
Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
by Billy Hogan May 16, 2006
When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...
Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)
Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)
Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?
by roxycatmd October 15, 2007
Pajama pants with monkey print.
by mirmirladybug October 04, 2012
by White Shadows August 08, 2006
by woahhuymandude February 26, 2018