monkey moo

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

by Dr. SBE February 16, 2009

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moo monkey

A name for someone being a total idiot

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"

by Oszero April 8, 2006

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Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words

I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice

by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007

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A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

My god he just Monkey Moored her

by Moore Fun July 22, 2011

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Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

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