monkey lightning

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Lighting money on fire

Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do

If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021