monkey gland
monkey gland by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
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monkey glands
1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.
2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
monkey glands by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005
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