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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle
The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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click monkey
A person or persons who organize flame or spam wars upon a website that has somehow offended their point of view.
A Click Monkey's ultimate objective is to shut down a site's server(s) by inundating it by quick and repeated log-ons (thereby clicking "enter" and "exit" in such a mindless fashion that "...a monkey could do it."
A Click Monkey's ultimate objective is to shut down a site's server(s) by inundating it by quick and repeated log-ons (thereby clicking "enter" and "exit" in such a mindless fashion that "...a monkey could do it."
Man, those "Lost" fans didn't like what that blog said about Evengeline, so they kept flaming it with hits. They totally organized the click monkeys, and shut 'em down!
click monkey by lajonc October 10, 2006
Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks
This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.
Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks by TV CAR March 26, 2010
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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