monicle

When a guy ejaculates in the eye of another. Leaving only one eye covered in cum.

"Its like a pearl necklace but only in one eye, like a monicle eye piece."

by Mr.Ed October 23, 2007

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monocle'd

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

Monocle Smile

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,

Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,

MONOCLE SMILE"

Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,

MONOCLE SMILE!

by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010

manicle

A circle of male gay friends who only talk to each other ....... And NEVER share with gurls!

You shared outside the MANICLE man ..... Not cool dude, so not cool

by Adamisgay2 June 19, 2016