Monocle 

CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.

The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).
The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).

The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.

Wow! CCP is charging over 70 usd for an internet monocle
Dude that monocle is 18 times more than the infamous Horse Armour!

Bro we just got monocled by CCP,

Monocle by monoclemaster June 22, 2011

monocle 

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.

1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."

2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."

monocle by Qudamah September 29, 2005

monocle 

when a chap cums around a girls eye

"he just gave me a monocle"

"want a monocle bitch?"

monocle by neil057 September 6, 2007

Monocle 

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

Monocle by BertieQueen April 15, 2015

Monocle 

1. The act of smacking someone in the eye with your penis

2. Mushroom stamping strictly in the eye

Yo fam you know ole girl ? Well last night I gave that chick a monocle

Monocle by MrDoubleDuece May 8, 2020

Monocle'd 

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

Monocle'd by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Monocle Smile

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,

Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,

MONOCLE SMILE"

Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,

MONOCLE SMILE!

Monocle Smile by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010