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rodent like selfish creature, often found laying on sofas or on beds, the creature is unable to communicate. It can't be arsed to move throughout the day due to going out on the piss the previous night. Also known as; rat boy, thin man, gandhi, jack
monged out rat look a like unable to move, speak, just about human and has obsession with black mambas. Often known to frequently do a "brad pitt" whilst out, and is sick more times than a parrott.
mongrat by coulzee February 9, 2004
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A very messy and overall gross human. They try their best to exist, but just cant do it quite right. Mongrats often have a disgusting quality such as: hair, lankiness, clothing, stench, uncleanliness, etc. Some even exhibit multiple traits! Mongrats are often seen complaining or in a bad mood; watch out because they have a very small temper. They also cry when getting passionate, including when angered. Not to fear though! Mongrats are typically very weak, both muscularly and mentally. Mongrats also tend to avoid conflict, are generally very scared of their surroundings and tend to keep to themselves. The majority of Mongrats are also hopeless romantics, and usually show attraction to multiple genders.
Oh my god... Do you see how Blake is dressed today? And- OH GOD! The stench! Does he shower? He is such a filthy mongrat.
Mongrat by JDB03 March 17, 2020
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a weasel like creature that just "cant be arsed" because the lazy blighter is too undernourished. Often found on the sofa the whole day after a night on the lash. also see Gandhi, the thin man, rat boy, Jack
Look at Gandhi the thin man, what a lazy mongrat.
mongrat by Nath February 9, 2004
a mingrate is a multipurpose word that can be used in any situation
you why you gotta be such a mingrate (it could mean anything)
Mingrate by datnigga99 January 12, 2019

Mongatron 

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders
"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"
Mongatron by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018

Mondrator 

An exaggerated miss spelling of the word "Moderator" used in a fit of anger when proof reading a post is unnecessary. It is used in the same context as the word "Moderator" on a forum, however usually used to describe poor "Moderation". The Administrator of the forum may also be called "Admondrator".
LOL @ MONDRATORS
The Mondration on this site is absurd!
ROFL YOU SUCK AT MONDRATING!1!1!!
Down with the Ad-monistration!
Mondrator by Lord Chowder December 11, 2006

Mongatron 

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.
Mongatron by Faller__ July 7, 2020
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