mongpodling 

mispelling or misreading of mindpooling, but with the same meaning; a group brainstorm

girl 1: ah man, i have no idea what to write for my english horror story...
girl 2: don't worry, we can have a mongpodling session and find a great idea

mongpodling by lilbee31 November 28, 2009

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger 

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

Mongoling 

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

Mongoling by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

Mouth Mongoling 

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

Mouth Mongoling by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

monopodding 

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

monopodding by 10labattj December 24, 2008