mongpodling

mispelling or misreading of mindpooling, but with the same meaning; a group brainstorm

girl 1: ah man, i have no idea what to write for my english horror story...
girl 2: don't worry, we can have a mongpodling session and find a great idea

mongpodling by lilbee31 November 28, 2009

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Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

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Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

Mongoling by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

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Mouth Mongoling

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

Mouth Mongoling by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

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monopodding

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

monopodding by 10labattj December 24, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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