A fat retard with a mongy eye a high sense of self importance and an insatiable appetite for friedfood..it is attached permantly to its mothers breast and urinates when unhappy
Originated in Johnstown Pennsylvania. A mombeast is a mother, who doesn't take any crap from anyone. She is a unique mother, who will do just about anything for any kid, but if you make her mad, watch out! She typically will use a Swiffer, mop, or fly-swatter to get her point across. She is a strong, independent woman who you should be scared of.
a woman who was possibly fathered by a hillbilly backwoods man that's inbred and had sex with many farm animals. The woman is said to seek out affection from any sort of man or woman who is dumb enough to give it the time of day. They usually have sex with anyone and have kids with multiple partners to try and suck money out former men who were dumb enough to "tap that".
"I'm not sure what I slept with, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, it also might have been tucking a penis, that thing is a real manbeast."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.