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Mongatron 

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders
"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"
Mongatron by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018
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Monobattle 

A Starcraft game type invented by the one and only Sean "Day9" Plott. A monobattle is when you're in a multiplayer game of Starcraft and you must declare in chat the sole unit you shall be making that game. (This restriction excludes worker units and detector units)
"Man, that Monobattle was great, eh?"-Terran Friend

"Yeah, it was quite the FUN LAN...too bad you over stimmed with no medivacs."-Protoss Friend

"...(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"- Terran Friend

Day9 <3
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Mongatron 

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.
Mongatron by Faller__ July 7, 2020
mongathon

(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.

See bongathon
The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.
mongathon by Hurnia January 1, 2007

Mongatron 

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.
Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!
Mongatron by Ally-B. July 20, 2011
A mongbag is a complete and utter waste of space or simply, an ignorant moron.

The mongbag may be located drinking alcohol in the street with bright tracksuits and sporting baseball caps at a very high angle.

A mongbag can also refer to someone who isn't quite on the ball with current affairs, be they global or local within a relevant time frame.

"You didnt remember the groceries you complete mongbag wipeout."


"That guy hasn't a fucking clue, the mongbag".

Mongbag by Zola365 March 31, 2009
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