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money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
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Tweet Monkey

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.
Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"
by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
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Monkey Teeth

A synonym for Hanging Brain. Allegedly attributable to Glenn Occhiogrosso, M.D. Of New York City, U.SA.
James seemed dressed for a decent night out in his shawl collar dinner jacket, until he turned around and revealed he was also sporting monkey teeth.
by Occhiocchieyeaye June 29, 2015
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Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 10, 2010
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When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.
"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"
by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016
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