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Money Hoe 

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.
Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.
Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023
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money hoe 

Someone who will do anything for money regardless of gender
My boss is a bitch but I'm just a money hoe.
money hoe by Pussey Eatter 69 96 March 12, 2017

cash money hoe 

A girl named Lexi, that flirts with every one of her “friends” boys. A cash money hoe also fucks every guy on her colleges football team. They also turn ratchet when confronted by her stabbed in the back friends.
There goes that cash money hoe with her third football player of the week

money hoes and clothes 

noun: all a nigga knows
"tremendous cream f**k a dollar and a dream
still tote gats strapped with infrared beams
choppin os, smokin lye and optimos
Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows
a foolish pleasure whatever
i had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure"

notorious b.i.g.
money hoes and clothes by blah October 10, 2005

Monkey Hoe 

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops
Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night
Monkey Hoe by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)
hoe monkey by 60065 July 25, 2011

Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.
“Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”
Under-Miney Meanie Hoe by SalsaP March 28, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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