money dumpster 

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

money dumpster by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

monkey dumpster 

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

monkey dumpster by msterls7 January 26, 2017

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

You damn cum guzzling dumpster monkey!!

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey by The_Douche September 2, 2010

Dumpster Monkey 

A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.

I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.

I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.

She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey

Dumpster Monkey by Dwain wain November 11, 2011