1) n. -A term to refer to the enchanting unobtainable woman. The mix between the Unicorn and Moby Dick. The Unicorn is the mystical creature. The most amazing, most beautiful, most widely sought after animal (woman) on the planet. Now Moby Dick is that creature that you chase and chase and chase but will never be able to obtain. Which in the end you will kill yourself in the hunt. So put them both into one word, and you have that beautiful, enchanting, highly desired woman. Who you will never ever, ever never, ever ever never get.
1. There goes my mobicorn walking down the street with that bum again.
An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creaturealive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
A princeton, new jerseyhelicopter tiger mom that is terrified of her children catching a highly contagious cold created from biological warfare despite the family being fully vaccinated against said infection.
husband and family dog return from dog park
wife: neither of you are allowed back in this house until that can of lysol is empty. make sure you spray his eyes.
husband: sheryl, I think you're being a bit of a momicron.
wife: you can sleep in your jeep liberty tonight
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)