Momicron

A princeton, new jersey helicopter tiger mom that is terrified of her children catching a highly contagious cold created from biological warfare despite the family being fully vaccinated against said infection.

husband and family dog return from dog park
wife: neither of you are allowed back in this house until that can of lysol is empty. make sure you spray his eyes.
husband: sheryl, I think you're being a bit of a momicron.
wife: you can sleep in your jeep liberty tonight