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Mobicorn 

1) n. -A term to refer to the enchanting unobtainable woman. The mix between the Unicorn and Moby Dick. The Unicorn is the mystical creature. The most amazing, most beautiful, most widely sought after animal (woman) on the planet. Now Moby Dick is that creature that you chase and chase and chase but will never be able to obtain. Which in the end you will kill yourself in the hunt. So put them both into one word, and you have that beautiful, enchanting, highly desired woman. Who you will never ever, ever never, ever ever never get.
1. There goes my mobicorn walking down the street with that bum again.

2. That mobicorn broke my heart, again!

3. Don't chase the mobicorn, she will just kill you.
Mobicorn by The Nuge & Kat March 28, 2013
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Monicornies 

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
Monicornies by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010
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momicorn 

A mother whom follows in the dedicated fandom of My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.....
My mother and I were shopping and she freaked out over a MLP lunchbox, what a momicorn.
momicorn by pegasisterforever August 5, 2014