Mom Hands 

The ability mothers have to touch excessively hot objects (such as those inside an oven) that should not be humanly possible.

<Guy 1> "Dude your mom just pulled that turkey out of the oven without mitts how are her hands not on fire?"
<Guy 2> "She's got mom hands! They feel no pain man."

Mom Hands by Fegaurds December 4, 2013

your mom and a handbag 

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

your mom and a handbag by copoc October 16, 2006