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Moldy Dick

Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.
Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”

Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Moldy Dick by moldiestdick March 18, 2026

mold dick 

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"
mold dick by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018

Dick Mold 

Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.
This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.
Dick Mold by Kasuhaku1 December 4, 2012

Dick Mold 

The fungus that grows under your foreskin when you don't clean it well.
Ben told me to slide into his DMs but he really ment his dick mold how gross he must not shower
Dick Mold by Me noone February 18, 2022

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026