moldy dick
a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
moldy dick by clintus crews January 21, 2019
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Moldy Dick
Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.
Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
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mold dick
Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.
Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
mold dick by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.