moldy dick
a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
moldy dick by clintus crews January 21, 2019
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Moldy Dick
Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.
Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Moldy Dick by moldiestdick March 18, 2026
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mold dick
Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.
Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
mold dick by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018
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