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moldy crouton 

take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.
Dude i was preparing for that moldy crouton for weeks.
moldy crouton by CrustyAzzKream August 12, 2009
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moldy crouton 

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.
Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?
moldy crouton by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011

mouldy crouton 

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house
Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”
mouldy crouton by nJevons19 August 30, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026