moldy crouton

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take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.

Dude i was preparing for that moldy crouton for weeks.

moldy crouton by CrustyAzzKream August 12, 2009

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moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.

Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?

moldy crouton by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011

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mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

mouldy crouton by nJevons19 August 30, 2019

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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