Moity 

If Jesus was a cat.

How many times a day do you pray to Moity.
That's a very moity hat you have.
Do you know the way to Moity
"For moity's sake!!!!"

Moity by Moity August 6, 2018

Luke Moity 

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.

damn you're being such a luke moity right now

Luke Moity by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Monty Python 

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.

Monty Python by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016

Rick and Morty 

Rick and Morty is a crazed animated Adult Swim show that features an alcoholic mad scientist (Rick)
who drags his hapless grandson (Morty) into outrageous sci fi adventures.

Rick and Morty bear some resemblance to Dr. Emmett Brown and Marty McFly from Back To The Future.

Rick and Morty by quesondriac December 13, 2013

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Morty Smith

literal ball of anxiety

Stop being such a Morty Smith.

Morty Smith by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016