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The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004

moistinestness 

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.
A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.
The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."
Moistie by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003
Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.
This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?
Moisties by scottfilly November 30, 2009
A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie
Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
moistie by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019
A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
Moistie by jbbjshlws April 4, 2009