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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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moistinestness

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.
by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022
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Moistverse

The word to describe the event that took place over the internet (specifically YouTube) from November of 2021 to January 2022. The Moistverse was based on the YouTuber and Twitch Streamer Charles White, aka Moist Critikal, aka Penguinz0. The Moistverse was a meme where people who looked like Charlie, but where different in certain ways, (IE. different race, gender, age, etc.) would film themselves quoting his iconic “WOOOOO! YEAAAH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOOO!” line. This meme picked up traction and was recognized by Penguinz0, and was soon dubbed The Moistverse, colliding the term Moist and Verse (as in like Spiderverse, or Multiverse, referring to parallel universes).
P1: Dude, this Moistverse thing is great!
P2: Moist what!?
P1: The Moistverse! You know, where someone impersonates Moist Critikal but with a twist! Like “Australian Charlie” or “Female Charlie”!
by JustaAlien January 27, 2022
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chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
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moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.
Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?
by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013
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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.
Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009
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