Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

by scottfilly November 30, 2009

moistes

Damp testicles

After a long, hot day at the park, I had to separate my moistes from my thigh

by shadowbreakz July 30, 2018

moistest

Moister then moist.

I was rubbing ointment on my upper lip with a sponge. when I took it off it was the moistest it had ever been

by moistest December 2, 2018

Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.

YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.

by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020

moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"

"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"

by Richard777 October 21, 2008