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model house 

A house or mansion, usually owned by a guy, where bunch of hot girls in industries such as modeling, acting, or even porn, live in a big house free of rent, usually in exchange for some sort of trade off such as sitting around a nightclub with a promoter so some dumb guy that can't get laid will cough up money on bottle service, or something like signing exclusively with an agency, or some other hustle.

Long story short, nothings free in this world. Especially her rent.
Guy: "Hey girl, let's go back to your place!"
Girl: "No let's go back to yours, I live in a model house."
Guy: "That sucks, you might want to sign with a different agency."
Girl: "The host is a super nice guy though."
Guy: "Sounds like a Hollywood pimp to me."
model house by Ma1war3 January 15, 2018
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Trap house Model 

A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.
Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."

Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."
Trap house Model by Sobernic82 April 10, 2013

A House Is Not A Motel 

A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love
At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name

-Love (A house is not a motel)
A House Is Not A Motel by AAO November 9, 2007