mochida

A bamboo lash used for whipping the feet bottoms of disobedient subjects.

Follow orders or I'll bring out the mochida!

by Words of Sun October 7, 2019

Machida Karate

A modified version of the Shotokan Karate style with elements of Sumo, Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This hybrid style of Karate was pioneered by Japanese-Brazilian Mixed Martial Artist and Karate practitioner Lyoto Machida in order to use his Karate style in Mixed Martial Arts fights.

Lyoto Machida used his Machida Karate style to knockout and defeat Rashad Evans to win the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 98.

by Papi Chulo Judan August 3, 2011

mochila

1. spanish word for 'backpack'

2. in english, a very rare and exotic name/nick-name for highly selective individuals, including the remarkable fellow, Hansen

1. Teresa, stop putting your shnozberries in my mochila!

2. Hey Jessie, that Mochila guy is one hott mutha

by Mochila the Great April 18, 2005

Mochila

Used as a term to call someone who hangs on their boyfriend/ girlfriend all the time, thus acting as a "backpack".

This person is characterized by asking for constant piggy-back rides, always hugging, or attached in some way to their boyfriend/ girlfriend. This happens often enough to become awkward to other people near-by.

A Mochila is generally female due to "mochila" being a feminine word in the Spanish language, but is not at all uncommon in males.

*boy and girl come down the hallway for the third time in piggy-back mode*
Student: "Whoa! Here comes a Mochila!"

by bball012 March 26, 2009

dirty machida

To snort a line of barbecue sauce while being choked and taken from behind.

Girl #1: He busted out the dirty machida last night.

Girl #1: Damn.... that's fucked up

by mtownherpderp May 23, 2011

michida

Japanese for a crazy ass bitch.

Michida! That kitten is not for eating!

by Jesus H. W. Christ December 14, 2008

mochidadragon

an idiot

mochidadragon is really idiotic

by kazu_ October 1, 2021