mobfnw

Acronym for Middle Of Bum-Fuck NoWhere.

noun

Used to describe the utter fucking absence of knowledge concerning one's whereabouts in both a literal and figurative sense.

Also used to describe a location that is remote and far away from the more pleasant features of human civilization such as entertainment venues, good restaurants, electricity, high speed Internet and plumbing.

Plausible pronunciation: mob-fu-new; mob-finew; mob-fenu, etc

1.

A:Shit, where the hell are we?

B: Dunno, mobfnw as far as I'm concerned.

2.

C: Where did you say you were going to school again?

D: This place in Georgia that's in the mobfnw, fuck.

mobfnw by grittynittykimcheesy August 17, 2011

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mofnw

Acronym for middle of fucking nowhere.

If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.

mofnw by KOtaku June 22, 2012

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mofnw

In a very remote location - middle of fucking nowhere.

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

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