mobfnw 

Acronym for Middle Of Bum-Fuck NoWhere.

noun

Used to describe the utter fucking absence of knowledge concerning one's whereabouts in both a literal and figurative sense.

Also used to describe a location that is remote and far away from the more pleasant features of human civilization such as entertainment venues, good restaurants, electricity, high speed Internet and plumbing.

Plausible pronunciation: mob-fu-new; mob-finew; mob-fenu, etc

1.

A:Shit, where the hell are we?

B: Dunno, mobfnw as far as I'm concerned.

2.

C: Where did you say you were going to school again?

D: This place in Georgia that's in the mobfnw, fuck.

mobfnw by grittynittykimcheesy August 17, 2011

mofnw 

Acronym for middle of fucking nowhere.

If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.

mofnw by KOtaku June 22, 2012

mofnw 

In a very remote location - middle of fucking nowhere.

We broke down in the mofnw last night. I don't think the backpackers we had picked up appreciated the Wolf Creek jokes

mofnw by G Wizz July 2, 2015