moativation

What castle-owners hoped that attacking armies didn't have much of when it came to traversing the fortress's surrounding water-channel when the drawbridge wasn't down.

In some fairy tales, a king would offer his lovely daughter's hand in marriage to any man who was brave and strong enough to swim across the watery gap between the surrounding land and the castle; that wonderful offering provided plenty of moativation for numerous fearless princes to attempt said feat.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.

I love the motivational lizard.

by ihaveallmyfingers April 27, 2020

Montevation

The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.

That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"

by shinyness May 28, 2010

Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

motivation spank

A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.

"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>

by Mr. Spanker December 9, 2012

Motivational Poster

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.

I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster

by djvangas April 20, 2008

Motivation

what you obviously do not have because you are here, procrastinating. good job

you do not have motivation

by doritofritocheeto May 29, 2016