You don't really know how, but you've truly reached peak boredom.
Get a life, pay attention to class, you literally can do anything else, but you've chose this.
Go out side
Man, i finally typed the qwertzy combos, including mlpzaqnkoxswbjicdevhufrgyt, I need to get a life
When you are so bored that you are trying to typerandom combos to see if they are on Urban Dictionary. The way this is found is typing your keys diagonal starting with "mlp" then moving to "zaq" so on and so forth. But seriously, if you are here go outside!
Mom: Read your book, get off your video games
You: *opens book and gets bored after 5 words* *Starts typing random combos to see if someone wrote them on Urban Dictionary* *Then you type mlpzaqnkoxswbjicdevhurfygt*
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"