Mississippi Mud Flap 

stupid redneck mullet

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

Mississippi Mud Flap by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004

mississippi mud flap 

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

mississippi mud flap by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009

Mississippi Mud Flap 

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

Mississippi Mud Flap by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

Mississippi Mud Flap 

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

Mississippi Mud Flap by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mississippi Mud-Flapper 

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.

Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall

Mississippi Mud-Flapper by LOVESTUMP June 11, 2018

Mississippi Mudflap 

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.

That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!

Mississippi Mudflap by Amber Rosa January 12, 2009

Mississippi Mudflap 

When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.

Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.

Mississippi Mudflap by TummyTickler27 April 27, 2022