Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

Missionary Impossible by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004

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Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

Missionary Impossible by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

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missionary impossible

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!

I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.

missionary impossible by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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