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Miss Worldwide 

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.
Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016