misoavi 

Someone who hates birds

The horrible way he treats birds, proves he is a misoavi.

misoavi by Datginger January 24, 2019

Miscavigina 

miscavigina
noun | mis·ca·vi·gi·na | mis-kah-vuh-jahy-nuh

plural _ miscaviginas, miscaviginae

~ a small vagina-like being; characterized by its incredibly small stature and short temper; frankly, everything about it is tiny and usually flaccid;

~ it speaks through a relatively gaping hole on its head which is surrounded by giant wet lips.

~ When a miscavigina’s pink hot rage is in bloom, shrieking screams are expelled from between its sopping wet labia lip tissue; exerting a sound only comparable to that of a supersonic queef.

~ Legend has it that the puny presence of a miscavigina is the byproduct of Stunted Growth Syndrome (SGS); effects undergone amid a curtailed puberty.

Word Origin and History for miscavigina

n. 1680s, from the Latin ‘vagina’

The most famous miscavigina of the 20th and 21st centuries is—one David Miscavigina, for whom the term was originally coined. Miscavigina is successor to Scientology’s sci-fi author, L. Ron Hubbard, aka ‘L. Ron Gingivitis’

David Miscavigina has faced much controversy in recent history as result of his ongoing ties to the notorious brick road gang—‘The Lollipop Guild’. Miscavigina vehemently argues against accusations that ‘The Guild’ (as referenced by Miscavigina) is indeed a gang; he stresses that The Lollipop Guild is not a gang but a “club”. Still, Miscavigina remains an active member in this “club”, as part of its NORTHWITCH chapter.

JANE: Look at that tiny little thing, its like the size of my taint.

JOHN: Why's it getting so pink in the face? And sweaty?

JANE: Uhh, I don't think that's sweat. Whatever it is, it looks pissed.

JOHN: Wait...I've read about these. That's a miscavigina!

{The Sound of a thunderous queef radiates through city streets, sending chills up the spines of all there to observe it}

JANE: Aww...he's so cute! He's almost like a real person.

JOHN: Yeah. I wish he wouldn't spit so much while he's screaming though.

JANE: There it goes, it's running into the crowd. Now we'll never find it among normal size folk.

JOHN: Yep. It's Going Clear outta sight.

Miscavigina, © 2017 Clarity Dictionary

Miscavigina by Clarity Dictionary January 12, 2017

miscavige 

To shower one's friends, family and subordinates with attention. Usually in the form of imprisonment, beatings, insults, degradation or spying.

I couldn't stand the idea of my ex-wife running her mouth about me, so I went full Miscavige on her and hired a private eye to see what she was up to.

miscavige by @ScientologyPimp April 9, 2015

Misovi 

The art of folding boxes blindfolded

David has the world record for misovi.

Misovi by Dumbwordhub April 17, 2021

Mismavin 

A sexy motherfucker from duanesburg, NY that grew to fame in early 2019 for their iconic bodily movements which earned him the title of “Mismavin” in the local area

Here comes Mismavin

Mismavins got a fat ass

Mismavin by Butfuckerdicksucker518 June 28, 2021

Misiavie 

TEDDY BEAR IN POLISH

Thulani:Hey ala did u see misiavie. She smells
Ala:Fr

Misiavie by Gacha August 3, 2022

David Miscavige 

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

David Miscavige by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024