It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.

Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

Special Military Operation by O. W. Tongueincheek February 4, 2023

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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

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Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

Tactical Military Flashlight by Starchylde July 31, 2016

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militia riders

A motorcycle club established in Singapore in the 1990s modeled after the traditional motorcycle clubs from the USA and Europe. Originally formed in 1999, in honor of Singapore’s militia military, which had served the state since Singapore seceded from the Federation of Malaysia in 1965.

The club has since established chapters in Malaysia and America, and is recognized as one of the few clubs of Asian-origin to have crossed cultural and traditional borders into the USA outlaw motorcycle scene.

South East Asia has their own paramilitary affliations with links to motorcycle clubs such as the Militia Riders of Singapore.

militia riders by Sin City April 9, 2015

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