Misinterpretive

When somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning.

Person 1 talking to Person 2 about an incident last night.
Person 1: "you tried to manipulate me!"
Person 2: "no, I was trying to help you! You misinterpretive whore!"

by Marks Bwalls June 11, 2016

misunderpreted

To be in a state of deep misinterpretation.

(msn chat)
French Canadian: have you ever been misunderpreted?
Europeans (non-french): huh? wtf?

by Levi-xx February 16, 2008

misinterpretating

1. to read something wrong
2. the take something out of context.
3. to fail at reading a private message.

Him misinterpretating his friends message was hilarious.

by kinkyk1019 July 3, 2009

miscunterpret

When a female misinterprets your knowledge as mansplaining.

I’m not mansplaining, you’re just miscunterpreting what I’m saying.

by Johnny Voltaire January 16, 2020

misinterpretated

Misinterpretated (verb)

To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.

After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.

by ggirlcolo March 17, 2013

misinterpreception

When someone doesn't know who told who's mum to fuck off.

"I think you misinterpreted his misinterpretation"
"Bro the misinterpretationception"
"misinterpreception"

by pootki April 3, 2021

Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016