miserybation

The act of listening to sad music while already sad, thus furthering the self-loathing cycle.

I went on a walk while listening to sad music, it was the first time I had experimented with public miserybation.

by CRAZEAMAZE_APPLEJACKS January 22, 2014

miserbration

Celebrating a miserable event

"This is a miserbration of my finger joint injury. 6 months today - cheers!" (Jude Gibson, 18th September 2014)

by Gerry Crabbe September 18, 2014

misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.

I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

miserybaiting

Miserybaiting is the attempt to turn every conversation into something upsetting or sad, or off topic to discuss something horrible, no matter how neutral or positive the original topic and baiting people into being miserable, Especially if the original topic involved having fun.

A: "We had a great time on the rides at the amusement park last summer!"
"OH! Last Summer was SO HoT! Those poor ride operators must have been sweltering all day!"
"Stop miserybaiting! I refuse to feel bad for enjoying myself!"

B: example of miserybaiting:
Archeology show: Expert 1 discussing possible castle indicated by stones found on a hill: "During the time of "The Anarchy" in Britain, there was panic and castles were thrown up by landowners quickly in an attempt to defend themselves and their property."
Expert 2:"So, lots of forced labor...?"

by HicSuntDracones August 28, 2023