miserbration 

Celebrating a miserable event

"This is a miserbration of my finger joint injury. 6 months today - cheers!" (Jude Gibson, 18th September 2014)

miserbration by Gerry Crabbe September 18, 2014

miserybation 

The act of listening to sad music while already sad, thus furthering the self-loathing cycle.

I went on a walk while listening to sad music, it was the first time I had experimented with public miserybation.

miserybation by CRAZEAMAZE_APPLEJACKS January 22, 2014

misterbation 

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.

I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

misterbation by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

masterbration

To celebrate by masterbating

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration

masterbration by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016