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miradie by Miradie December 15, 2017

misadventure 

Another word for an act of folly. May happen after consuming mass quantities of alcohol, or simply by having defective genes.
Brian Shimek has regular misadventures that involve rooftops, manginas, and trips to the ER.
misadventure by Braxtron May 6, 2003

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.

Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 

A somewhat disturbing at time cartoon on Cartoonnetwork of a young boy (flapjack) going on adventures sometimes with his captain Knuckles, and there talking whale Bubby, Bubby is Flapjacks mom or something or always acts like it, the show is funny 'cause flapjack is always making funny faces and stuff
Guy 1: Did you see Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack last night?
Guy 2: Ya it was funny

The Misadventures 

made up the local scene of virginia

members include: Boyer, Phil , AJ, and Rob
ME: you guys are sex
TMA: we know

misadventure 

There were a series of misadventures that followed, after being diagnosed with tay sachs.
misadventure by shogun daniel October 28, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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