mint mobile 

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

mint mobile by Burns August 7, 2021

Mint mobile 

One of the cheapest and best options when it comes to phone providers if you don't want to have a monthly payment and instead want to pay ahead of time.

I just switched from tracphone to Mint Mobile and it's surprisingly better.

Mint mobile by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

mint mobile 

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

mint mobile by xruser January 5, 2022