mini meat 

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....

Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...

mini meat by you swagg hater July 25, 2011

Mr mini meat 

A creepy little man who you can catch smoking a black and mild outside of 711 talking to strangers. Be careful he can walk on all 4s and has strong hate toward homosexuals dont get caught lackin. Mr mini meat wears black af1s das it. Dont do anything around him that isnt sketchy or else your a “gay homo” if you have a valuable item in his proximity. He will.cum on it. You wont even see it coming cause his meats size is mini as hell like funsize kitkat

dats mr mini meat
Bro put away ur mikey watch away rn unless you want it to look like a frosted cupcake with numbers

Mr mini meat by datscayute August 8, 2020

mini meathead 

any male who is either a current or former wrestler or a person who is very muscular aka swole, jacked, ripped, buff, etc. and has a tendency to say or do dumb stuff but this person must be pint sized the tallest u can be to fit mini meathead status is 5 feet 8 inches tall

matt, christian, andy are watching tv:

matt: u guys wanna split a dirty thirty and shotgun every beer

andy: u have significant issues

christian: ur such a mini meathead

mini meathead by 815 bda holla February 27, 2008