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ming chow 

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
ming chow by bibischka February 15, 2018

Ming Chow 

Ming Chow means hello within a close circle of friends. It sounds chinese but is completely made up so go on, spread the "ming chow ma fucker".
someone else: "cya russ"
you: "righto bruce, ming chow"
someone else: "ming chow"
Ming Chow by Mitchko September 11, 2005

reft ming chow mang 

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

Chow Ming 

PVP GOD, Best of the Best, TRUE GAMER! Chinese origin.
This guy is so good at scum, he is a true Chow Ming
Chow Ming by THE GUGESTER September 9, 2020

Ming Chowng

ay lil ma lemme eat that ming chowng
Ming Chowng by MINGCHOWNGEATER September 13, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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