ming chow

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.

"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"

by bibischka February 14, 2018

Ming Chow

a word to describe an unattractive asian female.

That lady is seriously ming chow, im talking MING CHOW.

by Lad x1 March 21, 2010

Ming Chow

Ming Chow means hello within a close circle of friends. It sounds chinese but is completely made up so go on, spread the "ming chow ma fucker".

someone else: "cya russ"
you: "righto bruce, ming chow"
someone else: "ming chow"

by Mitchko August 29, 2005

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

Chow Ming

PVP GOD, Best of the Best, TRUE GAMER! Chinese origin.

This guy is so good at scum, he is a true Chow Ming

by THE GUGESTER September 10, 2020