mineral ice

the most painful lube ever...

Yeah, i used mineral ice too once, yeah, i dont wanna talk about it either...

by TJ Alaimo April 29, 2006

Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness

Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011

mineralized

Another word for being inebriated, usually used in a way to hint at the fact that you are drunk without directly saying it. Originally used by twitch streamer KingGeorgeTV.

“I’m a bit mineralized right now...”

by unjustlyaccused January 21, 2018