mindbortion 

Noun. The removal of a mind baby that was concieved as a result of being mind fucked.

Paul: I had this dream that I was you, and you were me, but we were in a parallel universe in the dream which was actually this TV show where I was a girl and you were a boy but we were still eachother but we were actually asleep.

Mary: I think I am being mind fucked, please stop. My mind condom is breaking.

Paul: Would you like a mindbortion?

mindbortion by heehehe!!! July 28, 2011

Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

Manbortion 

The loss of manly things from ones life when a female becomes involved with ones life

I got a Manbortion after my girlfriend moved in with me.

Manbortion by THEDarkKITTEN October 26, 2009

Manbortion 

when a man goes to get a vasectomy.

My friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.

Manbortion by EVAHH, TRU-D AND BIG BLACK MAN December 18, 2012