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minatur

Popular, rich hypixel skyblock player which lost 10b due to glitches.
minatur is so unlucky lmao
by WildKneeg March 17, 2021
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minatory

Minatory is a sub genre of dubstep that was originally coined by the producer Moth in 2015 that focused more on noise and atmosphere.
that new minatory track sounds like unintelligible white noise.
by n0wan October 15, 2019
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miniature pinscher

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.
Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.
by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013
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Minajurology

The study of rapper Nicki Minaj's urinary track, first explored after she rapped the line "If I had a dick I'd piss on 'em."
I'm angry that my college does not offer a class for Minajurology.
by plombardo421 March 14, 2011
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Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.
by Blongberg October 10, 2010
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MinttuRave

When you and your friends go out and drink alot of the cheap finnish peppermint liqueur Minttu, and get really drunk. You dance and do extreme things. The definition comes from the Norwegian town of Trondheim where this custom originated in 2010.
Mintturave? Hell yeah!
by pepperminttu April 20, 2011
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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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