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Milk Maids 

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.
"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.
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Milk Maid 

a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
Check out the new Milk Maid porno I got.
Milk Maid by bankai55 June 28, 2009

man milk maiden 

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.

Milk Maid 

When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")
That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.
Milk Maid by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006

Milk Maiden 

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male
She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.
Milk Maiden by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Milk Maiden 

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.
That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.
Milk Maiden by Calenture9 January 16, 2009

Milk Maid 

A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
Milk Maid by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008