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Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.
Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.
Military Kid by KailuaKid January 25, 2022
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Military Kid

A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.
Only military kids play Ghost Recon.
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