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milf and cookies 

1 Why we all go to Jon's house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to fuck)
2 When you Pound Big Mama.
Hey ya'll milf and cookies at Jon's tonight
milf and cookies by anonymous369 October 10, 2005
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Milf and Cookies 

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.
I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies
Milf and Cookies by BRayLujan August 9, 2010

Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
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