miles far

A very long distance. Coined by the Aussie Rock band Men at Work in their song “Down by the Sea”.

Climbing up the cliffs / You can see for miles far

by Ozzy.maaaaaaaaaate January 17, 2021

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021